Edgar Allen Poe’s classic novella, “The Cask of Amontillado” is a terrifying tale of a slow boiling revenge that finally reaches a crescendo in the deepest, dankest corners of the wine cellar of Montresor as he fatally immures his friend Fortunato for a sleight that may or may not have happened years before. It is a chilling tale of vengeance laced with the dry wit and knowing eye of Edgar Allen Poe, but had poor Montresor lived to see this day and age, he might have needed that cellar cleared out of the old, used and rotting wine barrels – in other words, he had a basement full of junk, and who better to help with that than the best junk removal Richmond VA – the Junk Goats Junk Removal Services.
Now, to be fair, we do not usually travel as far as unnamed Italian towns, and we certainly do not have the ability to travel backwards in time. That being said, for junk removal near me you can find no better company to work with than the Junk Goats Junk Removal Services of the greater Richmond metropolitan area. They have a commitment to their promise of mind boggling professionalism, communication, and quality of service that is second to none, and with over 250 five star reviews on Google in just over a year’s worth of serving our neighbors you will feel secure in the knowledge that you have booked the best junk removal Richmond VA to come and assess your junk situation (though, if you are in fact the Montresor named in the above novel, we can conveniently ignore any hastily brick and mortared alcoves you may have).
What constitutes junk, and what will the Junk Goats take? Most anything that has long outlived its usefulness for you, our client and customer, can be considered junk, but the category is so broad that almost anything you can think of will fit under its umbrella. We have been asked to remove old tires and mattresses, large dining room hutches, and sleeper sofas, as well as pianos and even some arcade machines! However, if an item can be considered “hazardous,” such as old cans of paint and spray paint cans, oil pans, fireworks, and anything you cannot legally send through the United States Postal Service, the Junk Goats Junk Removal Services team will be unable to remove it and dispose of it properly. We do apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Having said that, as long as we can reasonably and safely lift it or team carry the object if it is too heavy for one person to lift, we can, more likely than not, help with any and all junk removal needs.
To get started with your junk removal near me journey, you can visit us on the web at www.junkgoatsrichmond.com and fill out our fast and easy request for a quote form. Once that has been sent into our locally based Richmond offices, we will place a call to you as soon as possible in order to lock down the best possible date and time for our big, bright blue Junk Goats Junk Removal Services truck and crew to come by and deliver your free, firm, personalized and always – and we do mean always – no obligation quote for junk removal. If you do not want to wait for us to place a call to you, you are also always welcome to give our offices a phone call at (804) 494-7999. Our friendly and affable office staff will work with you to determine the best date and time to send our big blue Junk Goats truck out with our expert crew ready to do their assessment of your junk situation.
On the day of your appointment, the communicative team of Junk Goats will send you a text message approximately thirty minutes before their arrival to inform you that they are on their way to your extensive wine cellar and / or junk location. Upon arrival, they will get to work assessing your pile of junk in an efficient and safe manner and deliver your quote to you. Once you approve that quote, watch out! The professional Junk Goats team will get to work safely and quickly loading any and all of your junk into our truck for the trip to the dump or to a donation center of your choosing. If your items are considered to be ‘lightly used’ then we will even scan in the donation receipt we receive and send it back to you with your invoice, so that you can use it for tax deduction purposes in the upcoming year. Once all of your junk has been loaded into our truck, we return to the scene of the crime (or, as above, the immurement) to do a bit of light housekeeping and cleaning to ensure that the area we return to you is in even better condition than when we were introduced to it. That is the mind boggling quality of service expected from a five star rated Google business who calls themselves the best junk removal Richmond VA has to offer.
So give us a call, for the love of everything, Montresor! We will work with you to find the best spot on our schedule to have your very own personalized, free, firm and no obligation quote delivered to you by our professional and friendly Junk Goats. Remember, you can reach our locally based Richmond offices at (804) 494-7999 to speak with one of our expert office staff regarding your junk situation. You are also always welcome to visit us on the web at www.junkgoatsrichmond.com and fill out our fast and easy request for a quote form. We will call you shortly after in order to make sure you have the best date locked down for your free, firm, personalized and always no obligation quote to have your junk removed. Working with some of the competition might have you feeling like you are walled into something you did not expect, but with the Junk Goats on your side, you will be celebrating throughout the night!